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You can take the team out of the league... but you cant take the banter out of the website! Funny this but since we split up all the things I hated about La Chiesa suddenly don't seem so bad... and we potentially have as many friendlies lined up in August as we have ever played... WATCH THIS SPACE!!

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Who wouldve thought it?

Lot 75 - What Price La Chiesa?!

Isn't it amazing? As soon as you take something away from someone, they have to have it back. Who can honestly say theyve never kicked a bird they dont fancy anymore into touch, seen some mug chatting them up in Faces and dived in to buy them a drink?! (The girl not the fella)
Johnny Cash bit the dust not long ago, and soon after sales of his CD's were through the roof as peole thought 'Ah this shit kicking Count-ry & Westerrn aint so darn bad after all'... then realised it was pony...
So it is that La Chiesa are no more a force in the Corinthian League. But the site is getting more hits than ever, and teams are queuing up to play friendlies against us, but nothing prepared me for the shock of what I saw whilst innocently browsing an online auticon today. Go to www.ebay.co.uk , type 'Black Silver Classic', hit 'all categories'  and prepare to be amazed!!! (17.07.06)
 






A taste of what awaits us on Aug 13th

La Chiesa's Farewell Tour...

...begins on 2pm August 13th with a game against our old friends Esprit in Loughton. Esprit inflicted two harrowing defeats on the LC/DC way back in 2003. It was a tough time to be an LC/DC fan - played 6 won 0 Drew 1 Lost 5 was our league record after the 4-1 reverse at Hainault Park to Senor Gokdemirs boys, and certain figures at ther club were ready to throw in the towel. But later that day amidst the dizzy haze of the Christmas piss up, Chiesa's manager recieved an uplifting text message from Onur telling us we were far from goners... Friendship sealed, Chiesa then hit top form in early 04 and the rest is history. It should be a pleasant way to say goodbye to Corinthian League opposition.
In September La Chiesa will play their last ever game, facing the opposition that it all began against on that ridiculously hot day in August 2003 - Norfolk & Chance. A 5-1 hammering was no way to start this rollercoaster journey - a 2-1 defeat the following season showed how the team had improved, and now we will be hoping to go out in style by finally getting the better of Smudger and his boys from Sarf of the River ( venue and ko time tbc) (20.07.06)






Oh stop... I hate goodbyes!

A Nation Mourns...

Tributes to La Chiesa Del Corno have been pouring in from all over the world as the sad news of their demise sinks in. Floral arrangements have been arriving at Cottons Park in their thousands (See pic above), as fans, rival players and league officials forget their differences and unite as one to mourn the passing of what has been called 'The Worlds Best Sunday Morning Football Club'.
League Secretary Stan Hamilton was barely audible as he manfully held back the tears when leading the tributes...and  it was left to
Maze FC skipper Benji Gillespie to speak up for the rest of the Corinthian League sides... " I think I speak for all of us when I say that Sunday Morning football will not be the same without La Chiesa. They were the most stylish, cultured team I ever had the pleasure to play against and reading their fantastic website was the first thing I did when I got to work on Monday mornings. I'm going to miss them like crazy - A sad loss"
Meanwhile, over in Hornchurch, a twenty one year old was arrested after holding the Manager of the Hogshead Pub up at gunpoint and forcing him to play the DVD of LC/DC's 101 greatest goals over and over again for an entire Sunday. He will appear in court next week. (20.07.06)