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09.10.05 - Barking Colts - Chiesa Are Humiliated














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The Monk was not at fault for any of the goals

Chiesa Ripped To Pieces Of Eight writes Guillem Balague
 
La Chiesa 0 vs Barking Colts 8 (Eight)































Oh my lord! Call Norris McWhirter its a record breaker! La Chiesa undid all the good work from last week with a humilating defeat at their new ground at Cottons Park.
 
For the second week running the appointed referee failed to show, and it was left to the Colts' manager to take charge of the game. If we knew then what we know now... Well hindsight is a wonderful thing...
 
Chiesa were rocked by the late withdrawals of Iain Gay through injury, and Terry Soteriou (work commitments). Cy Taylor wash in Amshterdam, so Mark Harris and Warren Hardwick came back into the staring line up, with Steve McCarthy moving into midfield. Matt Gillham started up front in place of Dennis Peck who moved to the bench.
 
Barking's youngsters played the better football in the opening exchanges, and Danny Hardwick was forced into a smart save when faced with a one on one situation, but Chiesa were denied an early lead only by a fantastic reflex save by the Colts keeper. Matt Gillham danced past three defenders on the left and crossed for Adam Jeffers to lash a first time left foot volley that was destined for the top corner until the visiting stopper intervened. Next came the controversial decison that Chiesa will feel changed the course of the match. Gillham was first to react from a dodgy clearance by the Colts keeper, and when he knocked the ball past him only to be sent crashing to the floor, a penalty looked the obvious outcome. The Barking Colts manager thought differently, however.
 
Chiesa were incensed, and a steady stream of abuse was sent the referees way for the rest of the half, despite his pre match warning that he would suffer no nonsense. Chiesa became less disciplined with every 50/50 decision that went in the away teams favour, and when a free kick that had been given for a seemingly innocuous challenge in the centre circle was headed past Hardwick in the 40th minute it was downhill all the way. Similarly bad marking saw the same player given all the time in the world before firing an unstoppable drive into the top corner on the stroke of half time, and  LC/DC were staring at their first defeat of the season.
 
Injured skipper Darren Hodsoll was replaced by Dennis Peck at the interval, a move that saw Mark Harris move to right back and Matt Gillham fill in on the right of midfield, but any hopes of a comeback were dashed in the first minute of the second half when yet more poor marking saw a free header guided past Hardwick and the game was up.
 
Barking had the chance to make it four minutes later when a penalty was awarded for a perfectly clean tackle by Warren Hardwick, a decision that had Barking's subs on the touchline cringing in its bias, but their impressive number nine's kick was turned away by the elder of the Hardwicks - merely delaying the avalanche of goals that were to follow.
 
The Colts Nine, who had been their most impressive player throughout with his close control and silky skills, didn't have long to wait for his goal, converting the first of a stream of one on ones in style, then adding a second when faced with the same situation soon after.
 
Chiesa had lost any discipline they had left by now, and it was embarrassing to watch the lack of pride they showed  once they realised the game was beyond them. Time after time Hardwick was left exposed and in the end it could have been more than the eight goals that they conceded.
 
The poor refereeing may have contributed to the feeling of injustice in the first half and the scoreline at the interval, and it is fair to say given the choice of no game, or the opposition manager taking the 90 mins in future, Chiesa will be heading back to bed, but the truth is LC/DC were left trailing in the wake of fitter, hungrier players in the second half, and it must not be repeated in the future else they may as well hang up their boots. 
 
LCDC; (4-4-2) D Hardwick; Hodsoll (Peck), Riley, W Hardwick, Williams; Harris, Jordan, McCarthy, Gray; Jeffers, M Gillham
 
Arbitro - Barking Colts Manager Hmmm...