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12.02.06 - Maze - KABUL.....














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I dont know, Kids these days...

Phew! Aren't some people touchy these days?! But, then again, look at the world we live in - people killing each other because one man believes what is written a particular two thousand year old book, while his neighbour chooses to adhere to the teachings of a different work of fiction altogether... Basically the same but ONE IS RIGHT AND THE OTHER IS WRONG AND WE'LL HAVE A LONG DRAWN OUT WAR ABOUT IT UNTIL YOU AGREE... and should anyone draw a sketch depicting a man that may well never have existed with a bomb on his head, surely the only suitable punishment is beheading! Well, what else? Different strokes for different folks I say, do what makes you happy so long as youre not hurting anybody... So, in the interests of those sensitive souls are hurt by our interpretation of events, we have decided to produce two match reports... The Church of the Horn believes in free speech, but we accept that there are fundamentalists from other footballing religions that need to be kept sweet or who knows what could happen... 

The watered down version of events...

What really happened...

...but whatever version you read.. the scoreline remains the same... GROANS

finally, here's how Maze saw the game...