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                                                        Mark Harris

Rolf, Monkey, Chopper, Keith, the list goes on...

Monkey, Rolf, Keith....just three of the nicknames that dependable full back Mark had to endure last season. With his  cultured right foot and deceptive pace (particularly in his motor) Harris played an important part in the rise and rise of Chiesa in 03/04 as well as occasionally deputising for Hardwick between the sticks. 04/05 saw the nicest guy in Sunday morning soccer sent off for the first time in his career, but his willingness to keep goal in the absence of Hardweick was a crucial factor in Chiesa's improvement.
 
                                         Starts    Subs   Goals  Yellows  Reds
LC/DC Record - 03/04      17           0           0              0           0   
                               04/05      21           1           0              0           1
                               05/06      16           1           0              0           0
                               Total       51           2           0              0           1








































Was Mark named after this all time great?

How the hell is this guy drilling Paltrow?






 
Full Name?
Mark Harris
Born?
Harold Wood, 13.06.77
Position?
Anywhere!
If you weren't a Soccer Star, what would you be?
Warehouseman
Favourite other team?
West Ham
Most Memorable Match?
West Ham v Birmingham 85/86
Favourite Player?
Marco van Basten
Favourite Film?
The Shawshank Redemption
Favourite Music?
Coldplay
Favourite Food?
Chinese
You have the choice of the worlds most beautiful women for one night, who's the lucky lady?
Sienna Miller
And finally, a message for all your fans?
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the sports hall!
 
 






A modern day Monte Cristo

Wonder what'd happen if Harris fought the Law?!