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                                                        Adam Jeffers

Watch Out AJ's on one!!

Laid low by a mystery knee injury until mid December 03, Adam marked his debut against Esprit with a poacher's effort that was to become his trademark, though he did  score our goal of the season in the 4-0 victory at Stonewood. With energy levels that defy logic ( LC/DC scientists test him after each game and are left baffled), AJ is a nuisance to every defender fool enough to mark him. Twelve goals in his second season made 'La Stringa Della Chiesa' the second top scorer, and his hard work ruffled defenders into mistakes for the majority of our other goals...
 
                                          Starts    Subs   Goals  Yellows  Reds
LC/DC Record   03/04      11           0           6              1           0   
                               04/05      16           3         12              1          0
                               05/06      17           1          15             3          0
                               Total       44          4           33             5          0








































Lovable Cheeky Cockney Wankers!

Remember Rod Hull vs Snoop onThe Word???






 
Full Name?
Adam Jeffers
Born?
Ilford, 28.12.74
Position?
In the hole
If you weren't a Soccer Star, what would you be?
Domestic Appliance Emporium Supervisor
Favourite other team?
West Ham
Most Memorable Match?
Gidea Pk vs Upminster Pk Cup Final '92
Favourite Playa?
Snoop Dogg (Hell Yeah!)
Favourite Film?
Falling Down
Favourite Music?
Gangsta Jazz
Favourite Food?
FGB with molotov Hash Browns
You have the choice of the worlds most beautiful women for one night, who's the lucky lady?
Big Mo Slater
And finally, a message for all your fans?
Barney is your only purple friend!
 
 






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PS She's not wearing anything bar the top & jacket