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                                                        Warren Hardwick

Woe betide anyone who wakes this man up!

'Towser' was plagued by injury early on in his La Chiesa career, but his league debut coincided with our first  points against St Augustines. His partnership with John Riley at the heart of the defence has proved to be the rock that the team is built on. When the mood takes him, the Hornchurch Rossoneri's No 6 has been known to spray the ball aroud in the style of Italian legend Francio Baresi. Desperate to score a goal before he retires, Towse was guilty of some of the misses of the season in our 8-2 win at Digital Line!
 
                                           Starts    Subs   Goals  Yellows  Reds
LC/DC Record - 03/04      11           0           0              1           1   
                               04/05      18           0           0              3           0
                               05/06      16           0           2              2           0
                               Total      45           0           2               6           1








































A Master at work!

Cor! Imagine the fun you could have with these 3!






 
Full Name?
Warren Hardwick
Born?
Rush Green, 14.05.76
Position?
Defender
If you weren't a Soccer Star, what would you be?
Telecoms Engineer
Favourite other team?
West Ham
Most Memorable Match?
West Ham 1 v Arsenal 0 '80  FA Cup Final
Favourite Player?
Michel Platini
Favourite Film?
The Firm ( Bexy, Yeti etc )
Favourite Music?
Chas n Dave
Favourite Food?
McDonalds (Harlow)
You have the choice of the worlds most beautiful women for one night, who's the lucky lady?
Vera Duckworth
And finally, a message for all your fans?
You'll Go Blind!
 
 






Trev doing up his shoelaces!

Altogevvernaahh! Daaahhhn ta Margit!