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                                                        Jon Gray

Pre Match Meal of Grass for Jonny?

Jonny made his debut for La Chiesa in the ill tempered cup tie at Woodford in December. After his all action display, we just had to have him, and he went on to be the co top scorer of three by the end of the season. Almost as hyperactive on the pitch as Jeffers, there is no time to rest for defenders when Jonny is around.
 
                                            Starts    Subs   Goals  Yellows  Reds
LC/DC Record   03/04         9            0            6           0            0   
                               04/05         2           2            2            0           0
                               05/06       15           1            6            1           0 
                               Total        26           3          14           1           0 








































Another Hammer joins the fold

Jon digs Erics poetry, not his footy skills




 
Full Name?
Jonathan Stewart Gray
Born?
07.04.78, Hornchurch
Position?
Midfield/Forward
If you weren't a Soccer Star, what would you be?
Stonemason
Favourite other team?
West Ham & Mansard Rovers
Most Memorable Match?
West Ham 4 Tottenham Scum 1 White Hart Lane 4.04.94
Favourite Player?
Eric 'The King' Cantona
Favourite Film?
Pulp Fiction
Favourite Music?
Rap
Favourite Food?
Steak with a pound of Mush
You have the choice of the worlds most beautiful women for one night, who's the lucky lady?
Pamela Anderson
And finally, a message for all your fans?
It's a funny old game, there's always next week
 
 




A 20th Century Classic!

Body from Baywatch / Face from...Baywatch!